Do's & Don'ts

Like any place you would visit on the planet, there are some things you should know about taking a holiday in the United States.  Here is a handy Do & Don't Guide for Holiday in the United States.

Don’t wear hoodies.  They are dangerous.
	Do wear a Duck Dynasty t-shirt, especially in the South.
Don't openly carry wallets, certain types of candybars, cellphones or even a Bible. These may be mistaken for guns, especially if you have darker skin.
			Do memorize the 2nd Amendment (except for the “well-regulated militia part”)
Don’t go hunting with Dick Cheney.  He may shoot you in the face.
		Do buy a gun.  It's easy, even if you are from outside the United States. If you buy a gun from a private party, you don't even need to get a background check or have that gun registered*!

^*You may be able to easily buy a gun here, but most likely your home country regulations^◊ will prevent you from bringing it back into your country.  Don't worry, when you're done using it here, just sell it to someone else!

^◊That's because you don't live in the United States!

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