Thank you, I will.
Sunday, June 1, 2014
New Home Depot Ad
Good on Home Depot for supporting "Open Carry" in Texas. Apparently, they are "standing their ground" when it comes to the backlash from the anti-gun crowd. Home Depot just unveiled a new ad campaign. This campaign is called, "You Can Bring It."
Thank you, I will.
Thank you, I will.
Finally Feeling Safe at Home Depot
(North Richland Hills, TX)
I haven’t been to Home Depot in years. Why? Quite frankly, I didn’t feel safe. So many dangerous tools around, how was I to know if some crazed thug was going to grab a hammer and start bludgeoning me to death?
But all of that changed yesterday.
Open Carry Tarrant County held an event at Home Depot and I was able to finally walk the isles without fear of being accosted by some bad guy with a hammer. They made me feel safe as I looked for a new gas grill and lawn mower.
Thank you, Home Depot.
These kind gentlemen even escorted me to the plumbing isle so that I could buy a new toilet auger, since my toilet has been clogged for several months. Thank you Home Depot Assault Rifle Guys, I can now shit like a normal person.
As this was only a one-day event and I didn’t know when I would be able to go back to Home Depot safely, I stockpiled as much stuff as I could: nails, light bulbs, a case of WD-40, several large bags of wood chips and the tree face I always wanted but was too afraid to go out and buy. Thankfully, I was able to get all of my new things safely to my car due to the 150 or so well-armed people protecting me out in the parking lot.
Guns are awesome and if more people would carry them openly, perhaps I would be able to leave the sanctity of my backyard survival shelter more often.
Let Home Depot know what you think about this by calling them at 1-800-466-3337
or send them an email.
I haven’t been to Home Depot in years. Why? Quite frankly, I didn’t feel safe. So many dangerous tools around, how was I to know if some crazed thug was going to grab a hammer and start bludgeoning me to death?
But all of that changed yesterday.
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| Open Carry Rally at Home Depot, North Richland Hills, TX |
Thank you, Home Depot.
These kind gentlemen even escorted me to the plumbing isle so that I could buy a new toilet auger, since my toilet has been clogged for several months. Thank you Home Depot Assault Rifle Guys, I can now shit like a normal person.
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| Helpful, well-armed guys at Home Depot. |
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| Awesome Americans hanging out in the Home Depot Parking Lot. |
Let Home Depot know what you think about this by calling them at 1-800-466-3337
or send them an email.
Friday, May 30, 2014
Texas Legislature Considering “Open Genital Carry” to Stem Gun Violence
(5/30/2014 Austin, TX)
In a rare move aimed at stemming gun violence, the Texas legislature is considering a bill that would allow men to display their genitals in public.
“It’s a known fact that there is a direct correlation between the feeling some men have for guns,” said Dick Lackey (R-Dallas), the bill’s sponsor, “and the feeling they have for their cocks.”
Lately, Texas has come under fire due to the fact that members of Open Carry Texas have been harassing people with assault rifles in public places, such as Chipotle and Starbucks. In several instances, police were notified due to the uneasy feeling other customers had in the presence of the armed groups of men. No arrests have been made. Both Chipotle and Starbucks have asked people not to bring weapons into their stores.
“I think it’s a great idea,” said Stan Rubbov, Dallas Police Commissioner. “If these men could just walk around with their penises in their hands instead of guns, all citizens would be much safer. It’s really what they want to do anyway. We should just let them.”
Governor Rick Perry supports the measure. “Look, I love guns,” he said. “But sometimes I would just rather have my cock in my hand.”
In a rare move aimed at stemming gun violence, the Texas legislature is considering a bill that would allow men to display their genitals in public.
“It’s a known fact that there is a direct correlation between the feeling some men have for guns,” said Dick Lackey (R-Dallas), the bill’s sponsor, “and the feeling they have for their cocks.”
Lately, Texas has come under fire due to the fact that members of Open Carry Texas have been harassing people with assault rifles in public places, such as Chipotle and Starbucks. In several instances, police were notified due to the uneasy feeling other customers had in the presence of the armed groups of men. No arrests have been made. Both Chipotle and Starbucks have asked people not to bring weapons into their stores.“I think it’s a great idea,” said Stan Rubbov, Dallas Police Commissioner. “If these men could just walk around with their penises in their hands instead of guns, all citizens would be much safer. It’s really what they want to do anyway. We should just let them.”
Governor Rick Perry supports the measure. “Look, I love guns,” he said. “But sometimes I would just rather have my cock in my hand.”
Sunday, May 25, 2014
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