TWO GREAT GUN ORGANIZATIONS IN THE US

From the mailbag: Dear Ted, if we wanted to learn more about guns in America, what groups should we contact.  Thanks.  Heinie from Germany

Thanks for your email, Heinie. We have not one, but TWO great gun organizations here in the United States. These organizations work tirelessly in order to ensure that every American citizen can be fully armed with whatever weapon they want. They have blocked hundreds of laws designed to keep guns out of the hands of all people and have advocated the ability for people to conceal carry weapons and open carry weapons as well. They work to make sure that all Americans are safe.

And their actions ensure that you would be safe too if you visit the United States on Holiday!

Ohio: The Safest Place to Visit (Thanks Open Carry!)

Ohio is trying to change up its image. Mary Cusick, the new director of Ohio tourism, recently stated that she wants "to create a brand that will make people want to visit Ohio."

We here at USA Holiday Planner thought we could help her out in that department.  We know tourism.

And there is nothing that increases tourism like guns.

The way we see it, the more guns the more tourists!

And Ohio loves their guns.

As a traditional Open Carry state, there are plenty of guns in Ohio---with people willing to carry them out in the open.

Come to Ohio and you just might have the pleasure of meeting this guy and his AR-15.

Or this guy:

Good thing she has that gun strapped to her leg.  Her baby has never been safer.

Here are some patriots protecting a statue at the Ohio statehouse. God bless 'em!

These students at Ohio State University have never been safer, thanks to Open Carry:

We think we have a marketing strategy for Mary Cusick.  And here is the first prototype of an ad that will surely bring more people to Ohio:

You're welcome, Mary Cusick!

Target Explains Their Gun Policy

In response to the Open Carry controversy plaguing Target stores, Mary Spider, the spokesperson for the retail giant recently held a press conference clarifying Target's position.

"We have received petitions from well-over 300,000 people all across the country in regard to their dislike of our store policy," she stated.  "However, Target will continue to allow open carry in our stores in those states that allow it."

When pressed on the issue, Spider lowered her voice and stated:

"Have you seen these guys?  They've got fucking guns.  Big ones. It's hard to say 'no' to that."

Spider ended the press conference without further comment.

Check out Target's gun-friendly ads here.

Open Carry Advocate Shopping at Target

Finally Feeling Safe at Home Depot

(North Richland Hills, TX) 
I haven’t been to Home Depot in years.  Why?  Quite frankly, I didn’t feel safe.  So many dangerous tools around, how was I to know if some crazed thug was going to grab a hammer and start bludgeoning me to death?

But all of that changed yesterday.  

Open Carry Rally at Home Depot, North Richland Hills, TX

Open Carry Tarrant County held an event at Home Depot and I was able to finally walk the isles without fear of being accosted by some bad guy with a hammer.  They made me feel safe as I looked for a new gas grill and lawn mower.

Thank you, Home Depot.  

These kind gentlemen even escorted me to the plumbing isle so that I could buy a new toilet auger, since my toilet has been clogged for several months.  Thank you Home Depot Assault Rifle Guys, I can now shit like a normal person.

Helpful, well-armed guys at Home Depot.

As this was only a one-day event and I didn’t know when I would be able to go back to Home Depot safely, I stockpiled as much stuff as I could:  nails, light bulbs, a case of WD-40, several large bags of wood chips and the tree face I always wanted but was too afraid to go out and buy. Thankfully, I was able to get all of my new things safely to my car due to the 150 or so well-armed people protecting me out in the parking lot.

Awesome Americans hanging out in the Home Depot Parking Lot.

Guns are awesome and if more people would carry them openly, perhaps I would be able to leave the sanctity of my backyard survival shelter more often.

Let Home Depot know what you think about this by calling them at 1-800-466-3337
or send them an email.