TWO GREAT GUN ORGANIZATIONS IN THE US

From the mailbag: Dear Ted, if we wanted to learn more about guns in America, what groups should we contact.  Thanks.  Heinie from Germany

Thanks for your email, Heinie. We have not one, but TWO great gun organizations here in the United States. These organizations work tirelessly in order to ensure that every American citizen can be fully armed with whatever weapon they want. They have blocked hundreds of laws designed to keep guns out of the hands of all people and have advocated the ability for people to conceal carry weapons and open carry weapons as well. They work to make sure that all Americans are safe.

And their actions ensure that you would be safe too if you visit the United States on Holiday!

Ohio: The Safest Place to Visit (Thanks Open Carry!)

Ohio is trying to change up its image. Mary Cusick, the new director of Ohio tourism, recently stated that she wants "to create a brand that will make people want to visit Ohio."

We here at USA Holiday Planner thought we could help her out in that department.  We know tourism.

And there is nothing that increases tourism like guns.

The way we see it, the more guns the more tourists!

And Ohio loves their guns.

As a traditional Open Carry state, there are plenty of guns in Ohio---with people willing to carry them out in the open.

Come to Ohio and you just might have the pleasure of meeting this guy and his AR-15.

Or this guy:

Good thing she has that gun strapped to her leg.  Her baby has never been safer.

Here are some patriots protecting a statue at the Ohio statehouse. God bless 'em!

These students at Ohio State University have never been safer, thanks to Open Carry:

We think we have a marketing strategy for Mary Cusick.  And here is the first prototype of an ad that will surely bring more people to Ohio:

You're welcome, Mary Cusick!

The NRA Resurrects Bert the Turtle for New School Safety Video

Clip from "Duck, Return Fire," a new NRA-sponsored
school safety video.

In light of the recent mass shootings in America, most recently at an Oregon high school, the National Rifle Association has teamed up with the U.S. Civil Defense to educate Americans on what must be done to end the violence.  The solution, of course, is more guns.  Arm the children, says the NRA.

The NRA decided to bring back Bert the Turtle from the old 1951 Civil Defense film.  Bert is a lovable turtle who saved countless lives during the Cold War by teaching the "Duck and Cover" drills.

"It was Bert the Turtle who won the Cold War," said Wayne LaPierre at a recent press conference. "Now, Bert is going to help us win the war against bad guys with guns."

Instead of telling students to duck and cover, Bert now tells them to "duck and return fire."  It's a great plan that can only lead to success.  Check out the video below.