 |
| New advertisement for "Discover Ohio." This ad features Ohio's love of open carry guns! |
Friday, June 27, 2014
OHIO Loves Open Carry!
We decided to help the state of Ohio out in their effort to increase tourism to the state. Check out the news story. Here is our first Ohio ad:
Ohio: The Safest Place to Visit (Thanks Open Carry!)
Ohio is trying to change up its image. Mary Cusick, the new director of Ohio tourism, recently stated that she wants "to create a brand that will make people want to visit Ohio."
We here at USA Holiday Planner thought we could help her out in that department. We know tourism.
And there is nothing that increases tourism like guns.
The way we see it, the more guns the more tourists!
And Ohio loves their guns.
As a traditional Open Carry state, there are plenty of guns in Ohio---with people willing to carry them out in the open.
Come to Ohio and you just might have the pleasure of meeting this guy and his AR-15.
Or this guy:
Good thing she has that gun strapped to her leg. Her baby has never been safer.
Here are some patriots protecting a statue at the Ohio statehouse. God bless 'em!
These students at Ohio State University have never been safer, thanks to Open Carry:
We think we have a marketing strategy for Mary Cusick. And here is the first prototype of an ad that will surely bring more people to Ohio:
You're welcome, Mary Cusick!
We here at USA Holiday Planner thought we could help her out in that department. We know tourism.
And there is nothing that increases tourism like guns.
The way we see it, the more guns the more tourists!
And Ohio loves their guns.
As a traditional Open Carry state, there are plenty of guns in Ohio---with people willing to carry them out in the open.
Come to Ohio and you just might have the pleasure of meeting this guy and his AR-15.
 |
 |
Good thing she has that gun strapped to her leg. Her baby has never been safer.
These students at Ohio State University have never been safer, thanks to Open Carry:
We think we have a marketing strategy for Mary Cusick. And here is the first prototype of an ad that will surely bring more people to Ohio:
You're welcome, Mary Cusick!
Friday, June 20, 2014
Target Explains Their Gun Policy
In response to the Open Carry controversy plaguing Target stores, Mary Spider, the spokesperson for the retail giant recently held a press conference clarifying Target's position.
"We have received petitions from well-over 300,000 people all across the country in regard to their dislike of our store policy," she stated. "However, Target will continue to allow open carry in our stores in those states that allow it."
When pressed on the issue, Spider lowered her voice and stated:
"Have you seen these guys? They've got fucking guns. Big ones. It's hard to say 'no' to that."
Spider ended the press conference without further comment.
Check out Target's gun-friendly ads here.
"We have received petitions from well-over 300,000 people all across the country in regard to their dislike of our store policy," she stated. "However, Target will continue to allow open carry in our stores in those states that allow it."
When pressed on the issue, Spider lowered her voice and stated:
"Have you seen these guys? They've got fucking guns. Big ones. It's hard to say 'no' to that."
Spider ended the press conference without further comment.
Check out Target's gun-friendly ads here.
 |
| Open Carry Advocate Shopping at Target |
Wednesday, June 18, 2014
Target Releases New Open Carry Friendly Ads
Despite the public uproar over allowing Open Carry advocates to openly carry firearms in their stores, Target took a different approach. They recently released several ads highlighting open carry.
"We want Target to be the safest store in America," said Mary Spider, the Target spokesperson. "To do so, we are turning to Open Carry advocates. Their presence in our stores makes us all feel a little safer."
Open Carry advocate Elizabeth Borden agreed. "Whenever I go into Target without my weapons, people creep on me. Especially in the Lego aisle. Girls can like Lego too, you know."
"When I open carry," said advocate Harry Callahan, "I always get what I want. That last box of Oreos? They're mine."
These ads are just a few in the new series. "We are trying to get Rachael Ray and Nate Berkus to open carry in our stores together," said Spider. "That would be awesome."
Some of Target's new ads can be viewed below.
UPDATE: Target just released a clarification of their gun policy.
"We want Target to be the safest store in America," said Mary Spider, the Target spokesperson. "To do so, we are turning to Open Carry advocates. Their presence in our stores makes us all feel a little safer."
Open Carry advocate Elizabeth Borden agreed. "Whenever I go into Target without my weapons, people creep on me. Especially in the Lego aisle. Girls can like Lego too, you know."
"When I open carry," said advocate Harry Callahan, "I always get what I want. That last box of Oreos? They're mine."
These ads are just a few in the new series. "We are trying to get Rachael Ray and Nate Berkus to open carry in our stores together," said Spider. "That would be awesome."
Some of Target's new ads can be viewed below.
UPDATE: Target just released a clarification of their gun policy.
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
Liz Lange maternity Clothes, Exclusively at Target
Liz Lange Maternity Clothes are exclusively sold at target. A good place for "Open Carry" pregnant women to get some clothes that match their gun style.
